The story of Carlisleboy

Carlisleboy was born on a farm,

in the mountains of PA,

was this sleepy little town.

Kersey was it's name,

and not like they say,

it had not two stoplights,

but ONE I proclaim!

CB knew early that he was "Fay"

So once the chance came, off to college went he,

to be free and "fay",

That's how life should be!

A "Popular" boy was CB,

and where he was at WAS "the place to be"
Still he was there for school not to party all night,

and after being an idiot for a while Transferred back to Penn State.

A hotel/restaurant degree is great,

but you have to start somewhere,

WHY not a Breakfast place?

Deciding that Breakfast was not for him

"Let't Try the Other Half of that Degree" he thought with a Grin

Thus Motel 6 In Carlisle PA Became part of CB's Day

All too soon Ramada came to call,

and so to WI From MD went CB,

Into the land of Beer And Cheeseheads was he thrust,

And After a Horrid time with Ramada was left not knowing who to trust.

Carlisleboy was unemployed for a total of 5 HOURS,

'Till HGI Oshkosh Saw his true valor,

And Thus began The Hilton part of CB's Career

A long time coming, and alwfully Dear.

Soon The Call came A new HGI in Florida Wants you!!

No one told CB about the heat, weather, and snakes

And All too soon he was praying to God "Take me from this place"

His one Breath of Air, his key to sanity

Was this fun little show on Discovery

CB Began to learn all he could 'bout the show,

the city Of Dutch Harbor and the hotel don't you know.

Then one day in Florida CB had enough,

And Fired off an E-mail to The GM at the Grand,

And thus the Dutch Harbor Portion of his life Began

And Now I will end with this fun little quip

Best wishes all,

To you from me,

Loving Dutch Harbor

And the Bering Sea!!